RE: Open All Hours - 177

If you want a laugh, just had these come through in an e-mail,

and another couple.

two more.

I can't believe that Dog, he thinks he's people for sure.

They look drugged to me,I don't like them,could it be photo editing ?

Oh believe me I had an old English Sheepdog that used to do that. I slept in his bed most of the time.

How about this one for two new friends then?

Phil

So cute Phil .

Hi Den I hope you and Jim are feeling better.

I am much better thanks SB.

Jim is still rough but not too bad.

That's Good

Good morning one and all. Happy Saturday. It's been hammering down with rain during the night.

Todays weather
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.
Interesting and sadly true.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth was long before records were kept. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- why the early bird gets the worm;
- life isn't always fair; and,
- maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound, financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but were forbidden to inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee, which she ordered, was hot. She spilled a little into her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust; by his wife, Discretion; by his daughter, Responsibility; and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

Morning all, been raining heavily all night.
Stuck indoors today doing drawings.

Hello John, what drawings are you doing. Are they pictures or for signs. Do you do pictures ?