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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#16 by handlebar , Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:58 pm

Who needs Oliver Cromwell (or Brucie for that matter) when I've been waiting unheralded for an honour of some description for years

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#17 by Sheldonboy , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:04 pm

You want an honour. That's easy
I Lord Sheldonboy
Raise my Sword and Dub you SIr Handlebar Of Birmingham.
You are now a Knight of The Order of The Gasworks. Arise Sir Knight and go and look for a Damson in Distress.[Sword]


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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#18 by phil ( deleted ) , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:10 pm

Now he didn't say put a damsel in distress, but you can do what you like with a damson

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#19 by handlebar , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:15 pm

A damsel in distress? All I've got at present is a duck in aspic. Would that do for a start? I'm just trying to decide how to break the news of my award to my wife who is asleep and totally unaware of the honour

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#20 by Sheldonboy , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:17 pm

Posted by handlebar
A damsel in distress? All I've got at present is a duck in aspic. Would that do for a start? I'm just trying to decide how to break the news of my award to my wife who is asleep and totally unaware of the honour


Easy just shout OI Wench get the Champers out.[Little LOL]


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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#21 by handlebar , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:22 pm

Graham, You appear to have a lifestyle of which we know nothing about. Vimto I'm familiar with but Champers? Isn't that a refined lemonade?

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#22 by Sheldonboy , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:24 pm

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Graham, You appear to have a lifestyle of which we know nothing about. Vimto I'm familiar with but Champers? Isn't that a refined lemonade?


Depends where you buy your Vimto [Little LOL]


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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#23 by handlebar , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:32 pm

Well, I shall sleep contentedly tonight knowing at least one person has realised my values. I don't like to bring the matter up but do I get a certificate and is any monetary reward involved?

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#24 by phil ( deleted ) , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:40 pm

David

Don't get too carried away, he has to go back in the institution tomorrow. They only let him out during the week to go to work.

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#25 by handlebar , Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:46 pm

Phil, I was just living the dream. I've had five wonderful minutes and now you come on and wreck it all. This is the twentieth time today I've been destroyed. I fear it may become a permanent situation. I shall retire with my Horlicks and a magazine (Playboy perhaps) to consider my position.

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#26 by phil ( deleted ) , Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:52 am

Now thats something I never contemplated, considering positions in Playboy!

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#27 by handlebar , Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:10 pm

That's why I've been honoured with an award and you haven't. Anyway, hope you've had a good day. Perhaps tomorrow will be a sunny one.

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#28 by Sheldonboy , Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:50 pm

Posted by handlebar
That's why I've been honoured with an award and you haven't. Anyway, hope you've had a good day. Perhaps tomorrow will be a sunny one.



Good evening Sir Handlebar I hope that you and Lady handlebar are quite well


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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#29 by handlebar , Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:09 pm

Having completed the first complete day as a Knight (sic) I am now facing up to the demands of the Mrs. which will, (as usual) be completely ignored.

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RE: Duke of Edinburgh

#30 by Sheldonboy , Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:05 pm

Handlebar you have a demanding wife.!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION I THINK


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