Jeremy Corbyn what a Buffoon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337432

So Jeremy Corbyn says yes we can have Trident and the Nuclear Submarines, but let's send them to sea without their warheads. This total clown hopes to be our prime minister.
The Labour party members who elected this pillock must be feeling very proud of themselves.

He wants to save the jobs while not posing a threat to his Russian masters.

While Cameron wants to save jobs , but more importantly ensure large profits for the American firms that supply the missiles and control firms now mainly responsible for running the plants that provide the warheads and other nuclear components

I have a workshop. Do I need a licence?

No don't tell anyone

Corbyn and Cameron are like puppets on strings

You mean marionettes?
That's what I do with chicken breasts, marionate them.

It takes more string than yoghurt.

They say avoid stress in animals, else it makes them tough. I think Cameron & Corbyn will be a bit stressed , so even marinating them, they would be inedible. What you need is to stew them in their own juice and make a humble pie of them

So, just leave them to their own devices then?