RE: OPEN ALL HOURS - 121

I've heard they are always being chased out of fields, they claim they are looking for another Staffordshire hoard. What I don't understand is why they are looking in Perry Barr. I've also heard that the locals are now calling them Burke & Hare.

Phil

Which ones the berk.

During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat."
Many people have asked, "Why did the British wear red coats in battle?"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, "Why do you British officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are wounded, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown trousers.

Posted by lynne webb

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Which ones the berk.

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hope phils not referring to us lynne...ive never been called a hare before...mare yes